Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Dukakis Apologizes

USA Today reported today that former presidential candidate Michael Dukakis has apologized for the election of President GW Bush.

"If I had beaten the old man you'd of never heard of the kid and you wouldn't be in this mess," 1988 Democratic presidential nominee Michael Dukakis told CBS News' Katie Couric today. "So it's all my fault and I feel that very, very strongly. So this is an important election for us. Let me tell 'ya."

He's right. But he's to blame for a lot more. It's his fault Bill Clinton soiled the White House with Monica Lewinsky. It's his fault Clinton bombed that aspirin factory and made the Islamist crazies angry enough at the US to plot the 9/11 attack. It's his fault Al Gore became a global warming maniac who's trying to destroy the world economy. It's his fault Hillary Clinton carpet-bagged New York so she could get elected to the Senate so she could run for president. It's his fault the Democrats have nothing but a vacuous empty suit nominated for the presidency this year.

Yes, Michael Dukakis sure has a lot to answer and apologize for.

1 comment:

Tsofah said...


As usual, there are those out there who want to re-write history.

Michael needs to apologize for his cousin Olympia winning an Oscar and making her comment "Let's go Michael!" on air.

Oh yeah...and can he apologize for making a large metropolitan church in the midwest a media circus during the worship service just so he could stand next to a pastor that was as short as he? (Yep, he sure did!)