Bumper Sticker

There was a wreck way up ahead on the freeway, which put me in heavy traffic behind a smallish SUV sporting a bumper sticker I haven't seen before:

I'm too well-informed
to vote Republican

Somehow, "ouch!" was not my response, though I do tend to vote Republican.

It's a knee-jerk response to say the driver must be a Democrat. But that would be uninformed.

Chances are, if this is a thinking person, then the driver's voting record would probably be the Constitution Party or the Libertarian Party.

Unless, of course, the bumper sticker was too small to fit all the words it needed for the Democrat-voting driver:

I'm too well-informed by Michael Moore
to vote Republican