I can't remember what book I found these in. It must have been one of those motivational books. I was going through a pile of papers, and I came across a couple Starbuck's napkins with these quotes written on them.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for that purpose.
Hit the ball hard. Go find it. Hit it again.
This one wasn't on a napkin:
Golf is the kind of game where the worse you are, the more practice you get.
Back when I played, I got lots of practice.