Thursday, March 01, 2007

Rats in the UN

The Telegraph (UK) reported today about a problem at the UN.

The United Nations headquarters in New York is infested with rats, mice, worms and even salt-water eels, according to staff members.

An insider told the New York Post: "In some instances the rats have beaten the UN staffers and delegates to the daily buffet. All of this has been reported to Aramark [a food supplier], which has done nothing."

The source said that infestations of mice and worms had been found throughout the UN campus, in offices and restaurants.

Security officers told the newspaper that leaks have developed in the subterranean levels that allowed river eels to wriggle through.

Rats and eels attract other rats and eels...


Malott said...

I knew about the rats and worms. The others are definitely news.

No mention of the wolves, buzzards, leeches, maggots, snakes, jackals...?

All_I_Can_Stands said...

I'm sure there are lots of democRATS hanging around too.